1
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Where the hell were you last week,
you fools?

2
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This is Colonel Kirk McNally.

3
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Hoping you could tell me
about West Point.

4
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Go watch the kids, please.

5
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Okay, guys, I'm going up to my office.
Debs and Ethel are in charge.

6
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Do you know what this is? Liberation.

7
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Today, a grocery truck.
Tomorrow, the world.

8
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I wanna marry Karen.

9
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We can't have sex anymore.

10
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Is that my ring? Aah!

11
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Fuck!

12
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-We on for later?
-I haven't decided if I still like you.

13
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You went to high school
with Craig Heisner?

14
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-Sent him your number.
-What's the opposite of "thank you"?

15
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-Bet he thinks you're gonna hook up.
-He's married.

16
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-It's a good thing I met up with Craig.
-He's married.

17
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-I was surprised to hear from you.
-You were with that bitchy cheerleader.

18
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-Lucy Joe?
-You mean my wife.

19
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-Oh, shit.
-Ha-ha-ha.

20
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<i>- That was fun.</i>
- Yeah.

21
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If I weren't married maybe things
would be different.

22
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-Why here?
-I should've made a move...

23
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-...on you in high school.
-Your wife.

24
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Didn't have a wife in high school.

25
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-Ugh.
-Seriously?

26
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- No, we have a spill.
- Stop throwing food, Ankush.

27
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Stop. It's not funny, kid.

28
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-And Liam.
-I can do this feeding if you need a break.

29
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Hey, guys. Debbie.

30
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Guys, stop throwing food.

31
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She's just playing in there.

32
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-I'm looking for Fiona Gallagher?
-How old is he?

33
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He is a she. Where's Fiona?

34
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Uh, hang on, I'll get her. Shh.

35
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-No. House better be on fire, Debs.
-Possible new client downstairs.

36
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Asked for you specifically.

37
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And it's always better to have an adult
do the intake.

38
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Can you handle another kid?

39
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I never ask if you can handle your job.

40
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-How old?
-A crawler. Easy. Come on.

41
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-Hey, I'm Fiona.
-Bitch!

42
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That's for fucking my husband!

43
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-Oh, shit.
-Remember me?

44
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Lucy Joe Heisner? Craig's wife.

45
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Oh, I see.
You run like a coward, you filthy bitch.

46
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You're not getting away from me
that easy, you little slut.

47
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Shit. Shit.

48
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I'm gonna beat you like a piñata
till candy flies out of your ass.

49
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Shit.

50
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Yeah. Fucking run.

51
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- Aah!
- Come here, bitch!

52
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Sheils?

53
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Sheila?

54
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How come I don't smell any breakfast?

55
00:04:02,947 --> 00:04:04,531
Oh! Jesus.

56
00:04:05,115 --> 00:04:06,659
Why are you nude?

57
00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:09,411
-Gotta air it out.
-Where's Sheila?

58
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Hair salon.

59
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Four-ninety-seven, 498, 499, 500.

60
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Excuse me?

61
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Hello.

62
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Can you tell Valerie
that I'll be a little late?

63
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Why the hell she gotta go
to a beauty salon?

64
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I'm the one that looks at her.
I don't give a rat's ass.

65
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Not for long.
Mom's hoping to get her old job back.

66
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Shit, I'm losing her, aren't I?

67
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- I'm making eggs. I'll make you some.
- Shit.

68
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- Can't hide forever!
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

69
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Do not let that woman in.

70
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The hell did you do?

71
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You know how I know you fucked him?

72
00:04:58,168 --> 00:05:00,963
He told me, you filthy penis mitten.

73
00:05:03,465 --> 00:05:05,592
Why would he do that?
Why would he tell her?

74
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Because you chose a pussy.
You always pick pussies.

75
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It'll die down.
She'll turn all that anger back on him.

76
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If you're lucky,
you'll get one more desperation fuck.

77
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You better be on the pill, bitch! Huh?

78
00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:25,696
Craig's babies are all 10-pounders.

79
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You push one out, it'll tear you in two.

80
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I was chased from my own house
and now I'm hiding in yours.

81
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Holy shit, I'm you.

82
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- I have waited for this day.
- Frank.

83
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Ahem. Under here.

84
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Oh, hey.

85
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Hey.

86
00:05:42,713 --> 00:05:43,964
Want some eggs?

87
00:05:47,301 --> 00:05:48,719
You really do have a gift.

88
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Two hundred bones
at 50 cents a piece.

89
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I meant what I said.
We're not screwing anymore.

90
00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:02,274
Yeah, right.

91
00:06:06,528 --> 00:06:08,447
What, you were serious about that?

92
00:06:09,948 --> 00:06:12,368
Oh, a grain of sand?
That's all it takes?

93
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More than you ever gave me.

94
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-How much do you know about this guy?
-I know enough to know he's enough.

95
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We can still be friends, right?

96
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Right.

97
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What's with the Megan Fox shrine?

98
00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:38,143
Carl's been sleeping in the van.

99
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Ha, ha. Is he even 10 yet?

100
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You know what?
I'm not even sure he's around.

101
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He's hanging out with Hank.
Another knee-high delinquent.

102
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Ten bucks says they're in juvie
by now.

103
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- Guy must travel a lot.
- Nope. He's a midget.

104
00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,533
-Likes how these make him feel normal.
-Ha, ha.

105
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House Sitters, Incorporated.

106
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Mom, I told you, I need to keep this line
open for clients.

107
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Yes, I'm fine.

108
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Tomorrow.

109
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Yeah, me too.

110
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Bummer the guy comes back
tomorrow.

111
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Relax, I got more gigs lined up.

112
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What was that?

113
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-What the hell's going on?
-Shit.

114
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-You said Thursday.
-It is Thursday.

115
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You were supposed to bring in
the mail and water, you little turd.

116
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You're drinking my booze?

117
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Thought you were kidding
about the midget thing.

118
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Whoo!

119
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Ethel, come on.

120
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Why don't you go upstairs
and borrow a suit from Debbie?

121
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No. I wouldn't feel comfortable unless
I was in my own swimming costume.

122
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All right. Suit yourself, party pooper.

123
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Coast clear?

124
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Yeah. Who we dodging today?
Bill collectors? Process servers?

125
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Mrs. Craig Heisner.

126
00:07:59,641 --> 00:08:02,352
What? You've been acting
like a dude all summer.

127
00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:04,563
It's okay for guys to play the field
but not me?

128
00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:08,233
Want guys running their dicks through
the dishwasher after they bone you?

129
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,860
Shut up.

130
00:08:10,027 --> 00:08:13,489
-That's some serious UV protection.
-I know. She won't loosen up.

131
00:08:13,655 --> 00:08:16,742
I worry that she doesn't interact
with anybody her own age.

132
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Should I force her or what?

133
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I don't know.
I'm making this shit up as I go along.

134
00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:23,207
How'd she find out? Lucy Joe?

135
00:08:23,373 --> 00:08:25,584
Jesus, what is that, a rash?

136
00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:29,421
What? I think it's from that laundry soap
I got at the Family Dollar Store.

137
00:08:29,588 --> 00:08:32,049
Made in China.
Probably tainted with melamine.

138
00:08:32,216 --> 00:08:34,968
You're not going in the pool.
We gotta show that to V.

139
00:08:35,135 --> 00:08:37,804
-What about my kids?
-I don't have practice until later.

140
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-Me and Ethel can watch them.
-Ethel and I.

141
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You and I will are gonna go show this
to Veronica. Let's go.

142
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-Go on.
-Be careful.

143
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Yeah!

144
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<i>You got Jody. Hello?</i>

145
00:08:58,242 --> 00:09:01,203
Think it's possible to be named Jody
and not be a douche bag?

146
00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:04,414
Ever thought about
calling him Choady?

147
00:09:04,581 --> 00:09:07,084
- Tool hijacked my sex buddy.
- Revisionist history.

148
00:09:07,251 --> 00:09:08,919
- What?
- More than a sex buddy.

149
00:09:09,086 --> 00:09:12,756
No, that was my brain doing the thinking
while my ass was doing the talking.

150
00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:14,800
Wanna come
on the ice cream truck later?

151
00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:17,344
-Can't, volunteering at the VA.
-A waste of time.

152
00:09:17,511 --> 00:09:19,680
Gonna look good
on my West Point application.

153
00:09:19,846 --> 00:09:22,724
You should be figuring out
how to work the system.

154
00:09:22,891 --> 00:09:25,561
-America's a meritocracy.
-They don't make bootstraps.

155
00:09:25,727 --> 00:09:28,814
How the hell you supposed to pull
yourself up by them, dumb-ass?

156
00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:30,941
Dumb-ass.

157
00:09:31,441 --> 00:09:33,986
Hey, I'm totally stealing Choady,
by the way.

158
00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:37,072
Veronica's not a nurse.
How's she supposed to diagnose this?

159
00:09:37,239 --> 00:09:39,408
She can tell us if it's worth ponying up
for the clinic.

160
00:09:39,575 --> 00:09:41,493
Uh-oh. You came to hide under the bed?

161
00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:44,913
-I know.
-I thought Craig was just about catching up.

162
00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,332
It just sort of happened.
Check out this rash?

163
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:51,128
Damn, that's nasty.
Almost looks like shingles.

164
00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:53,213
Scabies maybe?

165
00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:54,965
Let's see here.

166
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,552
Been hiking in the woods lately?

167
00:09:58,719 --> 00:10:00,554
-What woods?
-I called Steve.

168
00:10:00,721 --> 00:10:02,097
-What?
-What? Why?

169
00:10:02,806 --> 00:10:06,101
-Change in your diet?
-I just wanted to hear his voice, I think.

170
00:10:06,268 --> 00:10:08,186
-Your throat hurt?
-No. Where is he?

171
00:10:08,937 --> 00:10:11,607
-I didn't ask.
-Best guess, stress rash.

172
00:10:11,773 --> 00:10:15,611
I knew it. Day care's too much
for you to handle. This is my fault.

173
00:10:15,777 --> 00:10:18,739
Why does everything
always have to become about you?

174
00:10:18,947 --> 00:10:21,199
-So no need for a doctor?
-Steroid cream first.

175
00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:24,911
Should do away with the breakout.
But you're gonna have to start relaxing.

176
00:10:25,078 --> 00:10:28,832
Are we done here? I got a house
full of kids I need to get back to.

177
00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:32,210
- Gonna call Steve again?
- I don't know.

178
00:10:32,377 --> 00:10:35,547
Might wanna figure out
why you wanna talk to him first.

179
00:10:37,299 --> 00:10:40,552
This one here
is Mrs. Johnson's favorite.

180
00:10:40,719 --> 00:10:43,138
It likes to drink every day.

181
00:10:43,305 --> 00:10:46,183
But this one over here is a bit finicky...

182
00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:49,895
...and only wants a little sip
on the weekends.

183
00:10:50,062 --> 00:10:51,521
Weekends. Got it.

184
00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:54,900
Now let me show you
the upstairs plants.

185
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,740
Ew. What the hell you want
with them nasty old boulder holders?

186
00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:03,283
I practice opening them.

187
00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:06,286
Never know what kind of clasps
you're gonna encounter.

188
00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:08,455
My motto: Be prepared.

189
00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,386
Weekend came early.

190
00:11:24,429 --> 00:11:27,349
I should give up some shifts
and help more with day care.

191
00:11:27,516 --> 00:11:30,602
Your tips are the only thing
that's gonna get us through winter.

192
00:11:30,769 --> 00:11:34,188
-You should not be carrying this much.
-It's only for two more weeks.

193
00:11:34,356 --> 00:11:36,316
-Two weeks?
-School starts.

194
00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:39,778
Deb, you're 11.
You need to start acting like it.

195
00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:42,406
Want me to start collecting stickers
and lip gloss?

196
00:11:42,572 --> 00:11:45,283
Yeah. Maybe hang out
at the park sometime.

197
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,702
Loitering.

198
00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:50,038
How about you invite some friends over
and relax in the pool?

199
00:11:50,204 --> 00:11:51,790
No lifeguard. Liability.

200
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,459
They come over, hang out in the pool,
and sleep over.

201
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:58,212
It'll be like a birthday-party
sleepover-party.

202
00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:00,006
My birthday is not until October.

203
00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:03,719
Hey. Well, it's somebody's birthday
somewhere, so we'll celebrate that.

204
00:12:03,885 --> 00:12:05,679
Make a guest list.

205
00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:08,098
Make your list or I will.

206
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,067
Slut!

207
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,449
Did you know he was married?

208
00:12:27,951 --> 00:12:30,036
At least it's chocolate.

209
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,414
Come on.

210
00:12:59,524 --> 00:13:02,110
-Karen just left.
-Bummer.

211
00:13:02,276 --> 00:13:05,739
-You think Sheila's gonna throw me out?
-Yep. Choady still on the couch?

212
00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:08,992
Never should've fucked Dottie to death.
Could've made that work.

213
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:11,077
-What's his last name?
-No money there.

214
00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:14,164
If Sheila starts working again,
I am finished.

215
00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:17,667
-Know where's he from?
-Probably at the beauty salon right now.

216
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:24,257
Five hundred and twenty-three,
524, 525.

217
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:26,676
I made it!

218
00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:30,222
This is better than sex.

219
00:13:30,388 --> 00:13:34,434
Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll have
a relapse by the end of the week.

220
00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:37,729
She'll be joining you at the Alibi
by the end of the week.

221
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,981
Shit.

222
00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:41,733
My room still open at home?

223
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,569
Uh...

224
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:45,862
Do you wanna stay here?

225
00:13:46,029 --> 00:13:48,990
-It's where the heart is.
-Left side.

226
00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:52,452
My advice: No one trades an MVP.

227
00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:55,956
Make myself valuable. Untradeable.

228
00:13:56,122 --> 00:13:58,625
-Exactly.
-You know what?

229
00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:05,006
The world out there is a scary place.
Maybe it needs to get even scarier.

230
00:14:11,221 --> 00:14:13,932
-Lip. How's it going, man?
-Good.

231
00:14:14,099 --> 00:14:18,311
Good. You know, I'm good, Choady.
Hey, is that short for anything? Uh, Jody.

232
00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:20,146
Nope.

233
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,026
Do you, uh...?
Working anywhere these days?

234
00:14:25,193 --> 00:14:28,113
-Nope.
-From around here or...?

235
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,782
-Wilmette.
-Family still there?

236
00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,367
No.

237
00:14:35,078 --> 00:14:39,749
Hey, you wanna, uh, grab a beer
with me tonight at the Alibi?

238
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,420
Kind of hoping my next time
at the Alibi would be with Mom.

239
00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:45,130
Oh, your mom?

240
00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:47,132
Sheila.

241
00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:49,009
Right.

242
00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:52,929
Hey, you know what you should do?
Scope the place out for her first.

243
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:56,850
Kind of like the secret service does
before the president goes anywhere.

244
00:14:58,393 --> 00:15:00,770
Copy that. See you tonight.

245
00:15:04,357 --> 00:15:05,734
Yo, can you hustle, please?

246
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:09,279
I know you can run faster than that.
Ronelle. Come on, man.

247
00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:11,823
- Pretend like you stole something.
- Move it. Yeah.

248
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,950
You gotta move.

249
00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,578
You gotta push your body.

250
00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:18,288
Rebound. Push it. Outlet.

251
00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:19,789
Push it.

252
00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:23,501
Ethel, you think
you might wanna play a little bit?

253
00:15:23,668 --> 00:15:25,921
I could throw you in there
for a few drills.

254
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,965
What are you looking at?

255
00:15:29,466 --> 00:15:31,509
Malik? Are you looking at Malik?

256
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:35,055
Yo, Malik.

257
00:15:36,973 --> 00:15:38,183
What's up, coach?

258
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:41,436
-This is Ethel.
-Oh, hey.

259
00:15:41,603 --> 00:15:44,189
-Hello.
-Is he your little brother?

260
00:15:44,356 --> 00:15:46,024
No, this is Jonah. He's my son.

261
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,276
Oh, no shit.

262
00:15:48,443 --> 00:15:51,738
We should get our kids together
for a play date or some shit like that.

263
00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:54,157
-Oh. How old is your little...?
-Girl.

264
00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:57,035
-Thirteen months tomorrow.
-Such a sweet age.

265
00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:59,996
-You better stay away from my man.
-Why you tripping?

266
00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:03,291
-You know we're not together no more.
-I meant no harm.

267
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,919
Where I come from
it's an honor to share your man.

268
00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:08,755
How about I honor you
with a brick upside your head?

269
00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:11,633
All right, Tanisha.
This isn't <i>Jerry Springer.</i> Calm down.

270
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,053
Put all that spunk out on the court.
You too. Go.

271
00:16:17,055 --> 00:16:19,641
You're a little shit starter.

272
00:16:22,686 --> 00:16:23,728
I got him, I got him.

273
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,650
What's with this? Frank?

274
00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:34,781
Frank, can you come take a look
at the stove? It's not lighting.

275
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,618
-You got it, babe.
-I just smell gas, honey.

276
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:41,538
It was fine this morning.

277
00:16:44,374 --> 00:16:46,835
Let's see what we got here.

278
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,837
Aha.

279
00:16:49,004 --> 00:16:51,089
-Just a little loose.
-Oh.

280
00:16:54,009 --> 00:16:56,177
-Thank you, Frankie.
-That's what I'm here for.

281
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:57,595
Aw.

282
00:16:57,762 --> 00:17:01,725
Boy, glad you noticed that.
Could have blown up the whole house.

283
00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:04,519
Took out an entire block in California.
Sixteen dead.

284
00:17:04,686 --> 00:17:06,479
I know. Terrible.

285
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:09,274
-Did you see that article in the paper?
-What article?

286
00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:12,652
Guy walked into a market and cut off
a woman's head with a machete.

287
00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:14,571
-Which market?
-What?

288
00:17:14,738 --> 00:17:15,947
Which market was it?

289
00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:20,035
Who cares? What matters is
that he would do that for no reason.

290
00:17:20,201 --> 00:17:23,371
-Well, he must have had a reason.
-It says he just went nuts.

291
00:17:23,538 --> 00:17:25,999
Well, that's a reason.

292
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:30,962
I'm trying to tell you
it's dangerous out there, Sheils.

293
00:17:31,129 --> 00:17:33,465
So promise me
you won't go to a market.

294
00:17:33,631 --> 00:17:36,092
Well, Frank, you never told me
which market.

295
00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:39,137
Any of them. Ever.

296
00:17:39,304 --> 00:17:44,267
I don't want anything to happen
to you because I love you.

297
00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:47,312
So stop asking
stupid fucking questions.

298
00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:49,105
Frank.

299
00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:51,232
Sweetie, I love you too.

300
00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:56,529
But I have learned in therapy that you
can't control what goes on in the world.

301
00:17:56,696 --> 00:18:02,869
No. You can just choose
to be a part of it every single day.

302
00:18:11,503 --> 00:18:12,712
I almost didn't make it.

303
00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:16,091
I had to take the long way around
to avoid Lucy Joe and her banner.

304
00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:24,641
Don't you wish the sex
was worth the punishment?

305
00:18:24,808 --> 00:18:28,812
Hi, Craig, you need to call off
your mouth-foaming bitch of a wife.

306
00:18:28,978 --> 00:18:31,898
And this is Fiona Gallagher.
Thank you. Bye.

307
00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:33,149
Smooth.

308
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:37,278
-I still don't understand why he told her.
-He's a pussy. You always pick pussies.

309
00:18:37,445 --> 00:18:38,780
Well, they are what they eat.

310
00:18:40,198 --> 00:18:42,200
Oh, Richard's back from France
this week.

311
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,701
-The Jasmine set up?
-Yeah.

312
00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:46,788
Me, Jasmine, David and him
are gonna hang. Maybe you and Kev?

313
00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:49,374
Pass. Have fun in the Viagra triangle.

314
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:53,419
Deb's having a sleepover party.
I told her she had to. You have to come.

315
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:55,630
I can't. I'm working overnight
at the home.

316
00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:59,801
Do you wanna hear her guest list?
Fiona, Veronica and Aunt Ginger.

317
00:18:59,968 --> 00:19:03,471
Poor kid. Three people on her list,
two of them stuck in an old age home.

318
00:19:03,638 --> 00:19:05,557
She's got no friends, V.

319
00:19:05,723 --> 00:19:08,309
How did I not see
that she had no friends?

320
00:19:09,227 --> 00:19:11,646
Hey, you. Can I see some ID, please?

321
00:19:12,981 --> 00:19:14,858
-Are you kidding me?
-Show me something.

322
00:19:15,024 --> 00:19:16,734
I gotta cover my ass.

323
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:26,703
Thank you, Dwayne Foster.

324
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,497
Could I just get a Coke?

325
00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:35,628
Now, why would you do that?

326
00:19:35,837 --> 00:19:38,590
-What?
-Not drink.

327
00:19:43,178 --> 00:19:44,929
I gotta piss.

328
00:19:49,184 --> 00:19:50,935
How am I supposed
to loosen him up...

329
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,271
...and get any shit on this guy
if he's sober?

330
00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:56,733
I'm telling you, I don't think the guy
has any dirt on him at all.

331
00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:00,069
-He's gotta have an angle.
-He's just some Joe Bag-a-donuts, dude.

332
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:04,282
Or a John Wayne Gacy.
I'm gonna pinch his wallet.

333
00:20:04,449 --> 00:20:07,869
Hey, got your Coke.

334
00:20:08,036 --> 00:20:10,622
Weird. Karen's number
is written in the stall.

335
00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:12,290
- Hm.
- Huh. There you go.

336
00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:17,420
-Aw, shit! I'm sorry, man.
-I got some on my leg. Be right back.

337
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:19,297
Ahh, I'm sorry about that.

338
00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:27,931
Suck up.

339
00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:31,309
Fucking dick.

340
00:20:37,649 --> 00:20:39,609
Give me his wallet and phone,
you retard.

341
00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:42,946
That dyke chick on <i>Glee</i>
says it's not cool to use that word.

342
00:20:43,112 --> 00:20:44,781
Why are you such a dick?

343
00:20:44,948 --> 00:20:48,243
On the subject of dicks,
does Choady have a choad or what?

344
00:20:50,286 --> 00:20:52,664
You're better than this guy, Karen.

345
00:20:58,711 --> 00:21:00,672
Thing is, Lip, I'm not.

346
00:21:16,688 --> 00:21:19,190
Malik may come by today with Tamika,
if that's okay.

347
00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:21,359
Fine. But they eat, we charge them.

348
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:26,322
-Thought you'd still be asleep.
-We have a party to plan.

349
00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:29,534
Most important part of any birthday
celebration: the cake.

350
00:21:29,742 --> 00:21:30,994
What are you feeling?

351
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:35,415
Hmm, strawberry and cheese coffee cake
from Weber's Bakery. Definitely.

352
00:21:35,623 --> 00:21:38,668
Even your taste in food
is like a 40-year old.

353
00:21:38,835 --> 00:21:41,421
Okay, it's your party.

354
00:21:43,131 --> 00:21:45,758
- Triple espresso lattes.
- Hi, Jasmine.

355
00:21:45,925 --> 00:21:49,137
-Does she have a key now?
-It was open.

356
00:21:51,097 --> 00:21:53,933
You really shouldn't sleep
in your makeup. Look at Courtney Love.

357
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,728
Ooh, you are so welcome, Miss Debbie.

358
00:21:57,395 --> 00:21:59,856
-So has he called you?
-Who?

359
00:22:00,064 --> 00:22:02,775
-Richard. I gave him your number.
-Of course you did.

360
00:22:02,942 --> 00:22:05,028
You haven't been home,
have you, dirty girl?

361
00:22:05,194 --> 00:22:06,779
Spent the night on David's boat.

362
00:22:06,946 --> 00:22:10,658
Richard's somewhere on business.
Rome? Singapore? Someplace exotic.

363
00:22:10,825 --> 00:22:13,286
I got a little left from last night.
You want some?

364
00:22:13,453 --> 00:22:15,621
Jesus, it's 8 in the morning.

365
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:20,585
David might be taking me to Paris.
He's got some kind of conference.

366
00:22:20,752 --> 00:22:24,172
-What are you gonna tell Hal?
-Uh, I'll think of something.

367
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:26,090
What'd you tell him last night?

368
00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:29,010
My mom's sick, I've been nursing
her back to health.

369
00:22:29,218 --> 00:22:31,596
Using your mom's breast cancer
to cheat on your husband?

370
00:22:31,804 --> 00:22:33,723
Only good thing about
her double mastectomy.

371
00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:36,601
-Daughter of the Year.
-You're one to talk.

372
00:22:36,809 --> 00:22:39,062
Miss Heisner been back
with baby and the bat?

373
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:40,854
You hear about that?

374
00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:42,106
That's priceless.

375
00:22:46,194 --> 00:22:49,822
My ball and chain.
I gotta get back home.

376
00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:52,866
Do you mind if I shower
and, uh, change upstairs?

377
00:22:54,202 --> 00:22:57,080
-Sure.
-When Richard does call, just say yes.

378
00:22:57,246 --> 00:23:00,375
He's a good one. He's got the cash
to treat you right...

379
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:03,836
...and he can probably still get it up
on his own.

380
00:23:05,838 --> 00:23:09,550
Did you know the trigonometric moment
problem has infinite solutions...

381
00:23:09,717 --> 00:23:14,180
-...if the Toeplitz matrix A is invertible?
-Yep. Nothing but parking tickets.

382
00:23:14,639 --> 00:23:17,517
This Choady guy makes vanilla
taste like fucking Thai spice.

383
00:23:17,725 --> 00:23:19,060
You ran a background check?

384
00:23:19,268 --> 00:23:20,311
Tony.

385
00:23:20,478 --> 00:23:23,689
The only remotely interesting
thing is a restraining order...

386
00:23:23,897 --> 00:23:26,943
...against his ex-girlfriend
because she threw a camera at him.

387
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,902
He's fucking ridiculous, this guy.

388
00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:31,572
You're like Liam
when someone touches his toys.

389
00:23:31,781 --> 00:23:34,908
I don't find any dirt,
I'll just make some.

390
00:23:35,118 --> 00:23:37,120
Think you could hang out
Saturday night?

391
00:23:37,286 --> 00:23:39,288
Deb's sleepover. Fill out the guest list.

392
00:23:39,497 --> 00:23:42,542
-Sure.
-I'll bring strippers and a hookah pipe.

393
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,669
I'm kidding.

394
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,422
I thought it was funny.

395
00:23:49,507 --> 00:23:51,968
<i>The people on the bus
All smell like pee</i>

396
00:23:52,135 --> 00:23:55,471
<i>Smell like pee, smell like pee</i>

397
00:23:55,638 --> 00:24:00,726
<i>The people on the bus all smell like pee
Most likely because they peed</i>

398
00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:04,480
You know what works?
Unfiltered apple juice.

399
00:24:04,647 --> 00:24:08,484
I'm gonna try that because little girl here
hasn't made a dookie in three days.

400
00:24:08,651 --> 00:24:10,695
Poor baby.

401
00:24:13,448 --> 00:24:15,283
You live with your
great-grandparents?

402
00:24:15,491 --> 00:24:17,201
I do, which is pretty cool.

403
00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:19,745
I mean, they're good people and all...

404
00:24:19,912 --> 00:24:23,666
...but it sucks because they're getting
so old it's hard for them to do stuff.

405
00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,794
Like go to the park, lift things,
work the remote.

406
00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:29,839
Yeah. It's the same
with my husband, Clyde.

407
00:24:30,006 --> 00:24:32,425
We had to get one of those phones
with the giant numbers.

408
00:24:32,592 --> 00:24:33,759
Oh...

409
00:24:33,926 --> 00:24:37,346
Need a hand with this diaper change.
All the way up the back.

410
00:24:38,514 --> 00:24:41,017
-I'll be back in a minute.
-Okay.

411
00:24:44,312 --> 00:24:45,354
- Ew.
- Whoa!

412
00:24:45,521 --> 00:24:46,856
-I know.
-Oh, God.

413
00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:50,067
Gotta tell his mom to knock it off
with the fruit strips.

414
00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:51,903
Get the wipes. Hurry.

415
00:24:52,111 --> 00:24:55,072
So are you and Malik, like,
boyfriend and girlfriend now?

416
00:24:55,281 --> 00:24:57,325
What? Shh.

417
00:24:57,492 --> 00:25:00,495
No, of course not. We're just friends.

418
00:25:00,661 --> 00:25:02,079
He totally likes you.

419
00:25:02,288 --> 00:25:05,541
We have a lot in common
because of our children, but that's it.

420
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,712
Besides the fact
that I'm already married.

421
00:25:09,879 --> 00:25:14,717
So Clyde gets to have 10 wives
but you can only have one husband?

422
00:25:16,761 --> 00:25:20,806
Lamp's on the fritz.
I'll look at it later today.

423
00:25:21,265 --> 00:25:23,100
- Where are you going?
- Karen and I...

424
00:25:23,309 --> 00:25:25,770
-...are going to look at wedding dresses.
-What?

425
00:25:25,978 --> 00:25:29,106
What did I tell you about
what can happen to a woman shopping?

426
00:25:29,315 --> 00:25:31,651
Sheils, I need you here. With me.

427
00:25:31,859 --> 00:25:35,071
-Safe. With your head on.
-Sweetie, nothing's going to happen.

428
00:25:35,238 --> 00:25:38,741
I'll be with Karen.
We'll use the buddy system.

429
00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:40,743
Don't worry.

430
00:25:41,786 --> 00:25:43,287
Karen?

431
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,581
You're not gonna take
Cole Street are you?

432
00:25:45,748 --> 00:25:48,251
That woman was just attacked
on Cole Street.

433
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:49,835
What woman?

434
00:25:50,002 --> 00:25:51,837
Uh...

435
00:25:52,004 --> 00:25:54,382
Seventy-seven years old.
Animal tried to rape her.

436
00:25:54,549 --> 00:25:57,343
Luckily her dog scared him away.

437
00:25:57,552 --> 00:25:59,345
We should get a dog.

438
00:25:59,512 --> 00:26:03,182
- Heh. We have Frank.
- What the hell's that supposed to mean?

439
00:26:03,349 --> 00:26:04,976
You have shit on the carpet.

440
00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:08,312
-You know, why do you have to...?
-You guys, listen.

441
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:12,024
This is a big day for me, all right?
No bickering.

442
00:26:12,191 --> 00:26:14,735
Sorry, Mom. Let's go.

443
00:26:15,528 --> 00:26:18,281
- Go get them, Mom.
- Thanks, Jody.

444
00:26:21,117 --> 00:26:23,786
-Proud of her.
-Yeah. No, me too.

445
00:26:23,953 --> 00:26:26,622
I just hope she doesn't push herself
too hard.

446
00:26:26,831 --> 00:26:29,709
Her doctor tells me
she's very fragile right now.

447
00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:31,210
Ripe for a relapse.

448
00:26:31,419 --> 00:26:33,879
I hear you, man,
Karen's pretty fragile too.

449
00:26:34,839 --> 00:26:37,592
Not the first word
that comes to mind, but, okay.

450
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:42,263
Like a baby deer in the forest,
and life's like the hunter.

451
00:26:45,349 --> 00:26:48,101
I think you should expand
your social circle a little.

452
00:26:48,311 --> 00:26:51,230
Why? You have us, and V,
and your pushy friend Jasmine...

453
00:26:51,397 --> 00:26:54,734
-...and that seems to be enough.
-I'm trying to expand my circle too.

454
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,152
Meet new people.

455
00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:11,626
What about Ethel? Why not invite her?

456
00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:14,127
-She's more of a colleague.
-Come on.

457
00:27:14,337 --> 00:27:17,214
Okay, fine.
So it'll be you, me and Ethel.

458
00:27:17,423 --> 00:27:19,800
-And Carl.
-What?

459
00:27:19,967 --> 00:27:23,095
-You're coming to Deb's sleepover.
-Sounds gay.

460
00:27:23,262 --> 00:27:24,930
- You can bring a friend.
- Okay.

461
00:27:25,138 --> 00:27:27,850
I want you to invite two kids
from your class you like.

462
00:27:28,059 --> 00:27:31,562
-I don't like any kids in my class.
-Then two more you sort of like.

463
00:27:31,771 --> 00:27:36,525
Or can stand to be around, or think are
cool, or think maybe might like you.

464
00:27:36,692 --> 00:27:40,905
Hey, you're a good kid, Deb,
you deserve friends.

465
00:27:45,368 --> 00:27:47,536
-No money, no drink.
-I'm not here to drink.

466
00:27:47,703 --> 00:27:50,790
-I'm here to borrow something.
-A brain or a heart?

467
00:27:50,998 --> 00:27:53,709
-That.
-Stan's Luger? No way.

468
00:27:53,918 --> 00:27:56,629
He pulled that off a dead Kraut's
fingers on the Rhine.

469
00:27:56,837 --> 00:27:59,340
Then shot the guy in the nuts
for shits and giggles.

470
00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:02,343
-Can I just see it?
-You can see it from there.

471
00:28:26,951 --> 00:28:29,912
Debbie, hi. I was, uh, just about
to cross-check. You wanna watch?

472
00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:32,915
Bullshit. Where?

473
00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:37,920
-There.
-You know Holly Herkimer, right?

474
00:28:38,087 --> 00:28:40,798
Holly Hickey-Maker? Ha, ha. Yeah, why?

475
00:28:40,965 --> 00:28:42,508
Son of a bitch.

476
00:28:42,717 --> 00:28:45,219
Introduce me to Holly,
you can come to my sleepover.

477
00:28:45,428 --> 00:28:48,139
-Cool. When is it?
-Tomorrow.

478
00:28:48,347 --> 00:28:51,308
Here, let me just check my schedule.

479
00:28:52,601 --> 00:28:54,645
Yeah, yeah. That should work.

480
00:28:54,854 --> 00:28:56,230
Great.

481
00:29:02,862 --> 00:29:06,574
-Gearing up for bank robbery season?
-I don't have any whippets, Frank.

482
00:29:06,782 --> 00:29:08,993
Saw spray paint cans you could huff.

483
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,246
-Why do you think I want something?
-You're breathing.

484
00:29:12,413 --> 00:29:15,708
Hoping to gank a couple of rounds
of ammo from you.

485
00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:20,421
-Who you hunting?
-Trying to scare off a neighborhood dog.

486
00:29:20,588 --> 00:29:22,006
Yeah? Anybody I know?

487
00:29:24,216 --> 00:29:26,802
A fucking Luger? That's sweet, man.

488
00:29:26,969 --> 00:29:29,930
-It was my father's.
-I don't think they make ammo for that.

489
00:29:30,139 --> 00:29:31,849
-Aw, come on. Just one cap.
-One cap?

490
00:29:32,016 --> 00:29:34,727
Slugs are specific to each gun.
It's not a mix-and-match.

491
00:29:34,894 --> 00:29:37,730
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Guns ain't Garanimals.

492
00:29:38,230 --> 00:29:40,441
Look at that, perfect fit.

493
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,166
- Jesus.
- What the hell was that?

494
00:29:57,374 --> 00:30:00,503
I'm sure it was just a car backfiring,
sweetie.

495
00:30:02,171 --> 00:30:06,801
Scratched cornea. Brass bits and gas
ripped into my eye.

496
00:30:07,009 --> 00:30:09,804
You're lucky that's all.
In cartoons, whole head explodes.

497
00:30:10,971 --> 00:30:13,182
She's not giving up, Kev.

498
00:30:13,349 --> 00:30:16,268
Sheila's gonna be down here tomorrow
unless I can stop her.

499
00:30:16,477 --> 00:30:19,688
It won't be that big a deal.
She'll come down, sit, have a drink...

500
00:30:19,855 --> 00:30:23,192
...laugh a little, dance maybe.
Could be totally harmless.

501
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:29,198
I know we all love to bust balls
around here, but seriously, guys...

502
00:30:29,365 --> 00:30:32,910
...if Sheils makes it tomorrow, promise
to keep your mouths shut about me?

503
00:30:33,077 --> 00:30:36,872
-No. Fuck you.
-You banged her kid. I'm telling.

504
00:30:48,133 --> 00:30:50,553
Dan, my man.

505
00:30:52,054 --> 00:30:53,097
Ha.

506
00:30:53,264 --> 00:30:56,725
-Very funny, asshole.
-Come on. I'm just messing with you.

507
00:30:56,892 --> 00:30:59,770
Look at us, we look like
a couple of pirates.

508
00:30:59,979 --> 00:31:01,522
Let me buy you a drink,
old Danny boy.

509
00:31:06,902 --> 00:31:11,657
-What do you want, Martin?
-Uh, Simon. My name is Simon.

510
00:31:11,866 --> 00:31:13,909
This is my friend, Debbie Gallagher.

511
00:31:14,118 --> 00:31:17,204
Hi. We're actually
in the same history class.

512
00:31:17,371 --> 00:31:20,207
-We are?
-I let you cheat off me all the time.

513
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:23,502
Oh. Good for you.

514
00:31:23,669 --> 00:31:27,965
Um... Gallagher? Any relation to Lip?

515
00:31:28,173 --> 00:31:34,388
Yeah, he's my brother.
It's short for Phillip, Lip is.

516
00:31:38,309 --> 00:31:43,355
So I was just wondering if you'd wanna
come to my sleepover tomorrow night?

517
00:31:44,398 --> 00:31:46,817
-Is there gonna be food?
-Hell, yeah.

518
00:31:47,026 --> 00:31:49,236
-Can we watch an R-rated movie?
-Sure.

519
00:31:50,696 --> 00:31:54,575
-Is your brother gonna be there?
-Probably, yeah.

520
00:31:58,412 --> 00:31:59,914
Okay.

521
00:32:00,581 --> 00:32:02,166
Oh.

522
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:05,127
Cool. I'll see you there.

523
00:32:08,923 --> 00:32:12,760
Linda doesn't know, but she letting me
borrow her kids' Kinect for Deb's party.

524
00:32:12,927 --> 00:32:14,219
Sweet.

525
00:32:16,805 --> 00:32:17,890
What are you watching?

526
00:32:18,098 --> 00:32:21,268
Some shit on The Learning Channel
about pole dancers.

527
00:32:21,477 --> 00:32:24,229
-Speaking of hookers, how's Karen?
-Fuck off.

528
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,899
Still working on Operation Choady.

529
00:32:27,066 --> 00:32:29,568
Got a couple ideas
on how to lose the guy.

530
00:32:29,777 --> 00:32:32,696
-Why don't we just kill him?
-So not worth the time in jail.

531
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:37,451
Thinking more along the lines of planting
naked photos of Liam on his laptop.

532
00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:40,120
-Oh, good one.
-Yeah, I thought so. Thanks.

533
00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:47,544
Now, seriously,
this does nothing for you?

534
00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:51,840
-Still gay.
-Still gay.

535
00:32:52,007 --> 00:32:56,053
<i>Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!</i> is X-rated.
I said you can watch something R-rated.

536
00:32:56,220 --> 00:33:00,516
-It's gotta be edgy and cool.
-The object is to be scared, not scarred.

537
00:33:00,683 --> 00:33:02,935
Maybe Lip and Ian have something.

538
00:33:03,102 --> 00:33:06,105
You are not gonna be happy.
We gotta work tomorrow night.

539
00:33:06,271 --> 00:33:09,900
-I can't. Deb's party's tomorrow night.
-Ivan rented the place for a party.

540
00:33:10,234 --> 00:33:14,071
You're the one who made me have this
stupid party. If you flake it's gonna suck.

541
00:33:14,238 --> 00:33:16,365
-No, it won't.
-Yes, it will.

542
00:33:16,532 --> 00:33:19,201
-Can somebody take my shift?
-Some hall of fame party.

543
00:33:19,368 --> 00:33:21,120
Anybody who doesn't work is fired.

544
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,747
Maybe we can make the party
another night.

545
00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:26,917
-Work your shift. We got the party.
-You can be here all night?

546
00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:31,463
Of course. It's gonna be the hottest
party ever. Mandy's coming, too.

547
00:33:31,797 --> 00:33:36,552
-Oh, my God, this is gonna be so cool.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

548
00:33:36,719 --> 00:33:38,303
This is gonna be so cool.

549
00:33:39,013 --> 00:33:40,764
Don't kill me.

550
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,600
Oh, God. We almost dropped you.

551
00:33:51,525 --> 00:33:54,319
<i>It's Steve. Leave some words.</i>

552
00:33:54,778 --> 00:33:59,950
Total long shot. Do you wanna come
to Debbie's sleepover tomorrow night?

553
00:34:00,117 --> 00:34:03,620
Might be tough,
coming from halfway around the world.

554
00:34:03,787 --> 00:34:07,541
I mean, it looks like I may not even
be able to make it and I live right here.

555
00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:10,419
I'm making no sense.

556
00:34:10,586 --> 00:34:12,171
Okay.

557
00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:14,423
Call me.

558
00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:39,198
- Good morning, baby.
- Morning.

559
00:34:39,490 --> 00:34:42,743
-Where's Ethel?
-She's at Malik's crib having a playdate.

560
00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:45,537
-You let her go?
-They're just friends.

561
00:34:45,704 --> 00:34:48,165
Boys like Malik
don't have friends with vaginas.

562
00:34:48,373 --> 00:34:50,834
It's awesome she's hanging
with people her own age.

563
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:54,421
-Doing something other than chores.
-Probably got her doing his chores.

564
00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:58,050
-What's your beef with Malik?
-I don't want Ethel dating that black kid.

565
00:34:58,217 --> 00:35:00,677
Racist. You're a racist.

566
00:35:00,844 --> 00:35:03,722
I am not a racist.
I don't hate all black people, Kev.

567
00:35:03,931 --> 00:35:07,101
Just the ones who make babies at 14
and probably can't read.

568
00:35:07,267 --> 00:35:08,310
Wow.

569
00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:14,441
-What the hell you smiling at?
-You're a mama bear.

570
00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:17,945
-What?
-Mama bear with your baby Ethel cub.

571
00:35:18,153 --> 00:35:19,988
Shut up.

572
00:35:20,197 --> 00:35:22,699
-My mama bear.
-Shut it now.

573
00:35:22,866 --> 00:35:24,910
My little mama bear.

574
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:27,579
So you're kind of like a 12-year-old girl.

575
00:35:27,746 --> 00:35:30,415
Which flick do you think
we should watch at Deb's party?

576
00:35:30,582 --> 00:35:33,585
<i>Nightmare on Elm Street.</i>
Remake, still scary as shit.

577
00:35:33,794 --> 00:35:36,505
Karen got ready with the drapes open,
which was awesome.

578
00:35:36,672 --> 00:35:39,883
Then stopped for some cigarette's
and went to work at the movies.

579
00:35:40,092 --> 00:35:43,887
Be there till late. Last show gets out at,
like, 1:00, plus clean up.

580
00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:47,850
- Thanks, buddy.
- You got Carl following her around now?

581
00:35:48,016 --> 00:35:49,977
Can't believe
you're cock-blocking Karen.

582
00:35:50,144 --> 00:35:52,896
-She has no cock. How am I blocking it?
-Let her go, man.

583
00:35:55,607 --> 00:35:58,360
What do you want?
Huh? You wanna marry her?

584
00:35:58,527 --> 00:36:00,445
Be with her forever?

585
00:36:00,612 --> 00:36:02,281
I'm looking out for her.
She's my best friend.

586
00:36:02,447 --> 00:36:04,533
I'm your best friend.
She's your fuck buddy.

587
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,869
You're my brother
who should shut the fuck up.

588
00:36:07,035 --> 00:36:09,288
Friends want
what's best for each other.

589
00:36:09,454 --> 00:36:13,667
-This could be the best thing for Karen.
-You know what's best for everyone?

590
00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:16,628
The kid who wants to die for a country
that thinks he's one of God's mistakes?

591
00:36:16,795 --> 00:36:18,672
A shrink said
I'm one of God's mistakes.

592
00:36:18,839 --> 00:36:22,342
The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm.
She put my dick in her mouth.

593
00:36:22,551 --> 00:36:24,303
-What?
-You need to shut the fuck up.

594
00:36:24,511 --> 00:36:26,638
So what?
You get her to dump the guy...

595
00:36:26,847 --> 00:36:30,726
...stick around for when Carl gets his
first woody, so she can work him too?

596
00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:34,646
I already had my first woody.
In history class.

597
00:36:34,813 --> 00:36:37,733
Talking about how Marie Antoinette's
head got chopped off.

598
00:36:39,943 --> 00:36:43,363
You freebasing lycopene now,
you worthless piece of shit?

599
00:36:44,948 --> 00:36:49,161
-Why you gotta be such an asshole?
-Apple fell where you dropped it.

600
00:36:49,369 --> 00:36:53,290
You think, uh, Karen and that guy
are a done deal?

601
00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:57,419
Who knows? She's a flighty thing.

602
00:36:57,586 --> 00:37:01,048
Actually, kind of reminds me
of your mother.

603
00:37:01,215 --> 00:37:02,883
A beautiful mess.

604
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:07,596
That was smart,
coming in your pajamas already.

605
00:37:08,639 --> 00:37:09,932
These aren't my pajamas.

606
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:13,268
One strawberry and cheese
coffee cake from Weber's.

607
00:37:13,477 --> 00:37:16,188
- Thanks. Yum.
- I gotta get ready for work.

608
00:37:16,355 --> 00:37:18,482
You look gorgeous, party girl.

609
00:37:18,941 --> 00:37:22,945
-Oh, my. You look lovely.
-Thank you.

610
00:37:23,695 --> 00:37:24,905
Dinner was great, Mom.

611
00:37:25,113 --> 00:37:28,242
Schnitzel's the same thing
as chicken parmesan...

612
00:37:28,408 --> 00:37:30,994
...only without the tomato sauce
and cheese.

613
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:33,163
-Did you know that?
-No.

614
00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:35,415
Did you know that, Frank?

615
00:37:35,582 --> 00:37:39,086
Yeah, it's breaded chicken.
Chicken nuggets are just mini-schnitzels.

616
00:37:39,253 --> 00:37:42,422
-It's the same shit.
-It really is.

617
00:37:43,715 --> 00:37:47,052
-I've gotta go.
-Wait, wait, wait. Go where? Where?

618
00:37:47,219 --> 00:37:49,721
I'm going to Gayle's house
to watch a movie.

619
00:37:49,930 --> 00:37:52,474
And it's only a half a block
from the Alibi.

620
00:37:52,683 --> 00:37:55,018
Which means tomorrow
I'll make it there.

621
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:58,313
-Let me get this.
-Thank you, Frankie.

622
00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:04,653
I feel so frisky tonight. Stay home.

623
00:38:04,861 --> 00:38:07,990
-Stay home and play with me.
-Oh, Frankie.

624
00:38:08,156 --> 00:38:11,285
You know what, sweetie?
I am very flattered.

625
00:38:11,451 --> 00:38:14,955
But Gayle, she's the one that tried
to hang herself that one time...

626
00:38:15,122 --> 00:38:18,125
...so I really try not to let her down.

627
00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:22,546
-But I'm flattered.
-Wait. Do I feel hot to you?

628
00:38:22,754 --> 00:38:25,132
I think I'm sick.
Stay and make soup for me?

629
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:28,218
You feel fine.
I'll be back before you know it...

630
00:38:28,427 --> 00:38:32,014
...and if you're still feeling oogie,
I'll make you some ginger tea.

631
00:38:32,681 --> 00:38:34,850
- Good luck, Mom.
- Thank you, Jody.

632
00:38:35,017 --> 00:38:36,393
Shit.

633
00:38:39,479 --> 00:38:40,689
You wanna play Husker Du?

634
00:38:42,149 --> 00:38:43,400
Don't...

635
00:38:44,151 --> 00:38:45,485
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh, my God.

636
00:38:45,652 --> 00:38:48,947
Thank God someone was home.
Please, help me.

637
00:38:49,114 --> 00:38:51,199
What happened? Frank, call 911.

638
00:38:51,408 --> 00:38:54,703
I was walking down the street
when this bus mirror caught my arm...

639
00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:59,207
...and just kept going.
Dragged me 50 feet. Where's my arm?

640
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:02,711
Frank, put pressure on this.
I'm gonna go look for the arm.

641
00:39:04,338 --> 00:39:05,672
How was I?

642
00:39:05,839 --> 00:39:08,592
It was a good performance,
just the wrong audience.

643
00:39:09,843 --> 00:39:11,636
You eating this?

644
00:39:11,845 --> 00:39:13,722
Knock yourself out.

645
00:39:20,604 --> 00:39:25,359
Thanks, guys. Hey, it's your party.
No work. Come on.

646
00:39:25,525 --> 00:39:27,819
- Got a light?
- Yeah.

647
00:39:29,154 --> 00:39:32,240
-Thanks for sticking around tonight.
-It's for Deb, it's not for you.

648
00:39:32,407 --> 00:39:35,494
Still, thanks. Okay.

649
00:39:37,329 --> 00:39:38,580
- Hey, party girl.
- Hi.

650
00:39:38,747 --> 00:39:41,124
I brought you a couple black lights.
Set the mood.

651
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:43,043
It makes most people better looking.

652
00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:45,462
Aren't they good for finding
traces of blood?

653
00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,964
My dad uses them
to snuff out fake bills.

654
00:39:48,131 --> 00:39:50,300
That shirt gets any lower
it'll be underwear.

655
00:39:50,467 --> 00:39:54,179
- More skin, more skins.
- Ding Dongs. Awesome.

656
00:39:54,388 --> 00:39:57,015
- Carl, those are for guests.
- Good, I brought one.

657
00:39:57,224 --> 00:39:59,393
Hey, birthday girl, I'm Little Hank.

658
00:39:59,601 --> 00:40:02,979
Hi, I'm Debbie.
And it's not really my birthday.

659
00:40:03,146 --> 00:40:05,148
Good, because
I didn't really bring you a present.

660
00:40:11,947 --> 00:40:15,283
-Hi, I'm here for the Gallagher thing.
-Really?

661
00:40:17,786 --> 00:40:20,288
You invited Holly Herkimer?
She's like 15.

662
00:40:20,497 --> 00:40:24,126
You said anyone from class. It's not
her fault she's still in fourth grade.

663
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:27,754
-Yes, it is.
-Still got sparklers from the fourth.

664
00:40:27,921 --> 00:40:30,215
Make sparkler bombs.
Where's the duct tape?

665
00:40:30,382 --> 00:40:33,635
- In my kidnap kit in the van. I'll get it.
- Let's go.

666
00:40:34,845 --> 00:40:36,888
- You sure you got this?
- Yeah, no problem.

667
00:40:37,097 --> 00:40:40,058
Okay, have fun. Not too much fun.

668
00:40:41,393 --> 00:40:44,729
I'm sorry I gotta go. I hope you have
a really great time tonight.

669
00:40:44,896 --> 00:40:46,565
Me too.

670
00:40:47,190 --> 00:40:48,233
Okay.

671
00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,544
Can I get you another
slice of pizza, Hank?

672
00:41:07,711 --> 00:41:10,839
Little Hank. Hank's my old man,
he's an asshole.

673
00:41:11,006 --> 00:41:13,175
My dad too.

674
00:41:22,476 --> 00:41:23,518
What are you doing?

675
00:41:23,685 --> 00:41:27,522
Want to see what your hair smelled like.
Thought it would smell like flowers...

676
00:41:27,689 --> 00:41:30,484
...but it's cigarettes and coconuts.
Still totally hot.

677
00:41:30,692 --> 00:41:33,445
I've already seen this movie
and this pizza sucks.

678
00:41:33,612 --> 00:41:37,115
-Sorry. Can I make you a grilled cheese?
-You can make me one.

679
00:41:38,241 --> 00:41:39,451
Where's Lip?

680
00:41:42,037 --> 00:41:44,539
God, you are so fucking hot.
This is amazing.

681
00:41:44,706 --> 00:41:46,708
Flattery will get you everywhere.

682
00:41:49,586 --> 00:41:51,880
Shh. I don't want Ian to hear us.

683
00:41:52,088 --> 00:41:53,673
He won't.

684
00:42:16,696 --> 00:42:18,907
I bet you could get
any guy into bed, huh?

685
00:42:19,074 --> 00:42:21,576
Yeah, why?

686
00:42:31,419 --> 00:42:34,464
-Karen home?
-At work. Pulling a double.

687
00:42:36,216 --> 00:42:38,260
Mind if I wait?

688
00:43:04,661 --> 00:43:07,539
<i>This is Steve. Leave some words.</i>

689
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,588
Hey, I bet you're wondering
where I've been.

690
00:43:14,754 --> 00:43:15,797
Not really.

691
00:43:15,964 --> 00:43:18,174
-China. Putting together a deal.
-Wow.

692
00:43:18,341 --> 00:43:20,719
-Anybody pee in your Coke?
-Ooh.

693
00:43:21,052 --> 00:43:23,513
-That an offer?
-I'd love to, but I gotta get home.

694
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,849
-Oh, come on, I'll drive you.
-Such a gentleman.

695
00:43:26,016 --> 00:43:28,893
Uh-uh. Ulterior motive. I figure this way...

696
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:31,980
...maybe I get an offer to come inside
for a nightcap.

697
00:43:32,147 --> 00:43:34,608
I think you've had enough.
How about I drive you?

698
00:43:37,861 --> 00:43:39,696
-This is a good ride.
-Yeah, all right.

699
00:43:39,863 --> 00:43:42,741
This is a big first step.
I don't let anybody drive her.

700
00:43:42,949 --> 00:43:46,286
-Not even valets.
-Oh, that's smart. I hear they steal cars.

701
00:43:46,453 --> 00:43:50,332
-Yeah, okay. Easy, easy, easy.
-Relax. I know how to work a stick.

702
00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:52,292
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

703
00:44:12,979 --> 00:44:14,022
Psst.

704
00:44:15,148 --> 00:44:19,152
I got duct tape if you want.
We can put her in the van.

705
00:44:22,155 --> 00:44:25,033
Wanna see how fast
I can unhook your bra?

706
00:44:25,325 --> 00:44:29,537
I don't wear a bra, runt.
Move, I have to pee.

707
00:44:31,081 --> 00:44:32,123
Ow.

708
00:44:46,304 --> 00:44:49,057
My God, woman, you work fast.

709
00:44:49,224 --> 00:44:52,185
True. I've done some of my best work
on a hall pass.

710
00:44:52,394 --> 00:44:55,105
What the...? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly.

711
00:44:55,313 --> 00:44:58,858
- I won't tell.
- Fuck. Get out. Now.

712
00:44:59,025 --> 00:45:00,610
Holly, out. No.

713
00:45:08,034 --> 00:45:09,619
What the fuck?

714
00:45:11,454 --> 00:45:12,497
- Ow.
- Ow.

715
00:45:12,664 --> 00:45:14,541
- What the...?
- What's going on?

716
00:45:14,749 --> 00:45:17,836
-Lip's an asshole. I'm out of here.
-Want me to kick his ass?

717
00:45:18,002 --> 00:45:19,629
I'm making waffles for breakfast.

718
00:45:19,796 --> 00:45:22,257
Yeah? Well, you can shove mine
up Lip's ass.

719
00:45:22,424 --> 00:45:24,884
No, easy, easy.

720
00:45:25,051 --> 00:45:26,094
That's good.

721
00:45:27,846 --> 00:45:30,765
<i>- The Fast and the Furious,</i> huh?
- Thanks for the ride.

722
00:45:30,932 --> 00:45:32,434
Mm-hm. Oh.

723
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,102
Sorry for throwing up.

724
00:45:36,354 --> 00:45:37,480
Holly?

725
00:45:38,064 --> 00:45:40,442
-Carl, what happened?
-I don't know.

726
00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:42,485
Jesus.

727
00:45:42,694 --> 00:45:43,737
What is going on?

728
00:45:43,903 --> 00:45:47,031
Holly left my party
because of something Lip did.

729
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,535
-You didn't.
-No, I didn't. I blew her off and she split.

730
00:45:50,702 --> 00:45:53,163
You could have done her
so my party wouldn't suck.

731
00:45:53,371 --> 00:45:55,290
-Deb, she's 14.
-Which one's Holly?

732
00:45:55,498 --> 00:45:59,544
She left. And then Little Hank left too.

733
00:46:00,879 --> 00:46:04,424
Deb, I'm sure the rest of the party
was awesome.

734
00:46:04,924 --> 00:46:08,511
How would you know?
You weren't here.

735
00:46:09,095 --> 00:46:10,346
-You Craig?
-Who?

736
00:46:10,513 --> 00:46:11,973
- No.
- Hey.

737
00:46:12,182 --> 00:46:14,225
- You wanna open my present now?
- No, Simon.

738
00:46:14,392 --> 00:46:16,853
I don't really give a shit
about your present.

739
00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:18,772
Great job chaperoning.

740
00:46:18,938 --> 00:46:21,107
What would you have me do?
Sleep with the kid?

741
00:46:21,273 --> 00:46:24,652
This is my worst birthday ever.

742
00:46:25,195 --> 00:46:27,030
Deb, let me make it up to you.

743
00:46:27,238 --> 00:46:29,866
How about I take you to a R-rated
movie some time?

744
00:46:30,033 --> 00:46:32,202
Little Hank too?

745
00:46:35,287 --> 00:46:38,416
He's not gonna go with just me.
Can Holly come too?

746
00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:40,668
Fine.

747
00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:43,421
-A double date.
-No. Just me buying...

748
00:46:44,589 --> 00:46:45,799
...and escorting.

749
00:46:46,925 --> 00:46:48,343
Deal.

750
00:46:53,139 --> 00:46:57,435
I should... I should probably brush my
teeth before we make out or anything.

751
00:46:57,602 --> 00:47:00,355
-Sleep it off on the couch.
-No... Hey, I can drive.

752
00:47:00,522 --> 00:47:04,316
No, you can't.
I'll see you in the morning.

753
00:47:09,405 --> 00:47:13,034
- You think my car will still be there?
- Parts of it.

754
00:47:23,503 --> 00:47:26,965
Jesus, Chr... That's... Don't do that.

755
00:47:27,131 --> 00:47:29,050
Top of the morning.

756
00:47:29,217 --> 00:47:33,263
Let's go to the Alibi. Come on.
I wanna meet all your co-workers.

757
00:47:33,429 --> 00:47:36,641
-I don't... My shift doesn't start until noon.
-Oh.

758
00:47:37,725 --> 00:47:39,727
Okay.

759
00:47:41,229 --> 00:47:43,773
You know what they say:

760
00:47:44,482 --> 00:47:47,902
The early bird catches the worm.

761
00:47:48,236 --> 00:47:51,030
-I caught it.
-Yeah.

762
00:47:53,491 --> 00:47:55,285
Jesus. Is that your fist?

763
00:47:56,327 --> 00:47:57,871
No, it's my foot.

764
00:47:58,246 --> 00:48:00,248
No, no, no.

765
00:48:00,415 --> 00:48:02,333
You said no toys.

766
00:48:04,168 --> 00:48:07,088
-I can wiggle my toes.
-Yeah.

767
00:48:07,755 --> 00:48:10,758
-This little piggy went to market.
-Ahh! Ha, ha.

768
00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:18,099
-And this little piggy stayed home.
-Okay, that's two piggies, right?

769
00:48:18,266 --> 00:48:22,270
-This little piggy had roast beef.
-Ahh! Ha, ha.

770
00:48:22,478 --> 00:48:25,231
-And this little piggy had none.
-Oh, God.

771
00:48:25,397 --> 00:48:28,276
-But this little piggy...
-No, no, no. Not all the way home.

772
00:48:28,443 --> 00:48:30,445
-Not all the way home.
-...he went all the way home.

773
00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:33,781
-Oh!
-Oh! Whoo!

774
00:48:40,204 --> 00:48:42,414
Carl, knock it off.

775
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:52,967
He can't throw it.
Don, let me play baseball.

776
00:48:57,013 --> 00:48:59,599
I'm sorry I had to miss your party.

777
00:49:01,059 --> 00:49:04,020
So tell me about Hank.

778
00:49:04,771 --> 00:49:06,522
He's cute, isn't he?

779
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:10,944
Hey, uh, you got any coffee?

780
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,197
Hi, uh, I'm Adam.

781
00:49:14,405 --> 00:49:15,823
You married?

782
00:49:20,912 --> 00:49:23,665
Hit me with the bat already,
I don't have time for this.

783
00:49:23,831 --> 00:49:26,125
Wasn't my idea
to come to an adulterer's house.

784
00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:30,755
It was mine.
Well, actually, our priest.

785
00:49:31,172 --> 00:49:34,592
He thinks we can put this whole thing
behind us, but we need your help.

786
00:49:34,968 --> 00:49:37,428
-My help?
-Who the hell is this?

787
00:49:38,012 --> 00:49:41,182
-Hi, I'm Adam.
-Just go do what you came here to do.

788
00:49:45,937 --> 00:49:47,730
I am asking...

789
00:49:48,564 --> 00:49:51,359
...both of you for your forgiveness.

790
00:49:52,610 --> 00:49:54,946
I forgive you. We done now?

791
00:49:55,113 --> 00:49:56,364
Do you forgive me?

792
00:49:57,448 --> 00:50:01,369
I want to. I really do.

793
00:50:01,536 --> 00:50:05,206
But every time I start to picture it,
I just want to rip your head off.

794
00:50:05,415 --> 00:50:07,792
Okay, what I hear you saying...

795
00:50:08,584 --> 00:50:12,255
...is that you want to forgive me,
you just need a little bit more time.

796
00:50:45,663 --> 00:50:49,042
Come on.
Kev's like a giant, that's not fair.

797
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,127
Life's not fair. Haven't you learned?

798
00:50:51,294 --> 00:50:53,629
-Take her down.
-Hold on there, girl.

799
00:50:53,838 --> 00:50:55,048
You going down.

800
00:50:56,632 --> 00:50:58,509
I don't play.

801
00:50:59,177 --> 00:51:01,387
- Looks like your rash is clearing up.
- Yeah.

802
00:51:01,596 --> 00:51:03,765
You guys done with your therapy?

803
00:51:03,931 --> 00:51:07,894
They're still in the house. He's singing
"Your Body Is a Wonderland."

804
00:51:08,102 --> 00:51:09,187
Who's this?

805
00:51:09,353 --> 00:51:12,231
-Oh. Kevin, Adam. Adam, Kevin.
-Nice to meet you.

806
00:51:12,398 --> 00:51:14,984
-Oh, sorry, bro.
-Welcome.

807
00:51:16,235 --> 00:51:18,154
Hey, you okay?

808
00:51:19,655 --> 00:51:23,575
Why the fuck was Mandy Milkovich
at my house trying to screw Jody?

809
00:51:24,202 --> 00:51:26,370
He turned her down
and told me what happened.

810
00:51:26,537 --> 00:51:28,039
Because he's a fucking pussy.

811
00:51:28,247 --> 00:51:29,916
-Fuck you.
-Hey, hey.

812
00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:33,336
Stay the fuck away from me.
Stay the fuck away from Jody.

813
00:51:33,544 --> 00:51:36,422
And stay the fuck away
from this baby.

814
00:51:59,654 --> 00:52:03,491
Feel my head. Feel my head one more
time. I'm sure I'm running hot this time.

815
00:52:03,658 --> 00:52:06,244
Frank, you are always like that
after sex.

816
00:52:06,410 --> 00:52:08,579
Seriously, you're like
a little steam engine.

817
00:52:08,746 --> 00:52:13,668
Now come on, you're already
late for work. Let's go.

818
00:52:16,754 --> 00:52:18,673
Come on.

819
00:52:20,925 --> 00:52:22,552
Come on.

820
00:53:13,769 --> 00:53:16,898
Thank you. Thank you.

821
00:53:17,064 --> 00:53:18,690
Yeah.

822
00:53:18,858 --> 00:53:20,735
Okay.


